Soon.

I’ll soon post a better memories list – without games !

It will be about funny stuff I remember ..

Can’t be bothered to do it atm., cause .. Well, im lazy.  Ill have it up soon enough.

Memories .. About games.

Yesterday, I had a hunger for the old skool Tony Hawk games.  By old skool I mean the very first games in the franchise. But as I don’t have a Playstation no more, and Tony Hawk on computer is complete ASS, I decided to an alternative .. Hunt down the soundtrack !

I found some pretty useful sides (www.gamemusichall.net and www.downloads.khinsiders.net) which helped me a lot. The music from these games just brings back some many memories when I used to play these games with my mates, and we would play ‘graffiti’.

Im listening to the tracks right now, and for some odd, annoying reason, they’ve been cut some of them =( ! Ass hats.

You remember a while back when I became Tournament Moderator @ Gamereplays.org ? weeell, im not tournament mod anymore.. Though now Im replay reviewer !

Basically people play games in Command And Conquer Generals Zero hour, then I watch the replay of the game, and give my expert *cough* comment. I enjoy this, and it gives me some english practice as good grammar is needed !

Here’s an example of a review.

REPLAY REVIEW BY Pixi
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Match Overview
Not a very good replay. Basically just man spam and horrid vee micro.
For some reason they refused to kill of buildings.
Not really recommended.

#SWG
You went double rax for über man spam.
You had a pretty bad start losing your drop to a dozer just killing it.
You did alright keeping away his vees and his man spam, but it doesn’t take many md’s to kill of a rax ! Do it next time, dont just stand around.
For some reason you just wouldn’t attack his buildings which was .. Odd, or it might just have been a huge lack of micro.

Improvements
* Get flashbangs.
* Get the oils.
* Attack buildings !
* When dropping , drop further away from the dozer, or else he will run you over.

#vUSA
You had a standard BO, double supply, rax and wf.
You did well countering his drop losing one dozer only.
You then tried some odd strat dropping a rax behind his base; it worked well here, but versus a better player, that would never work.
Your general micro wasn’t good. You lost a lot of vees for no reason, and you forgot to laser lock a lot. He only had one supply , you should have used that to your advantage.
At one point , you had a whole army in front of his raxes, but denied to shoot them !
You could’ve won the game so much faster.

Improvements.
* Attack buildings !
* Flashbangs.
* Improve your micro.

Quite bad game 2/10

New years eve and CTRL+ALT

I had a really great new years eve :)

Started out at my mate Mads house and then moved on to Marcus (Right next to him ^^)  A lot of people there , but at 3, they were all gone .. Almost. I was awake till like, 6 , cause I just couldn’t fall asleep !

Anyways , its was a great new years eve, not the best , last year was , but one of the best !

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My sister told me about this comic called CTRL+ALT+DEL(ETE) I’ve been reading it for 3 days straight , and im finally done ! Its been going on for 6 years now, 3 comics a week. Its kinda annoying you cant just keep on reading now, I have to wait for the next comic to be released .. Its kinda ASS ..

Hope you all had a great new years eve :) See ya in 08 ;)

Happy new year ! Yes , now !

Im posting this now , cause I prolly won’t be there to post it on Monday.

So happy new year everyone !

Ill spend monday at my mates house , Mads :) And yes , ill prolly get drunk , but ill try to stay away from the booze til after the fireworks ;)

Long time no post / Selma and Christmas.

I haven’t been posting for .. Some time now, I’ve just been busy and lazy .. Mostly lazy.

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I’ve gotten a new little sister called Selma ! Shes very cute, and tiny, tiny!

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As you all prolly know , it was christmas yesterday ! I got 1600 kroner, an ugly shirt and a black shirt , which is okay :P

My dad gave me 1000 kroners , which is .. A lot of money ! Thanks dad ! xxxxxxxxx

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PS. I got my 5th 12 (Highest grade) in a row now ! Thanks to Andreas for helping me :D <3

(I AM LEGEND IS SHIT)

There is so much.

Im a member of this site, it’s called Torrentleech as you can see ^^  It’s a torrent site , a place where you upload/download stuff like movies , games , musik etc. etc. ..

I’ve now reached Power User , which is cool =D

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One of my mates , Grunk , reminded me of the band Poweman 5000 !  You can listen to one of their tracks below.

Lately I’ve been listing a lot to Kelly Bailey =) Enjoy his brilliant music here. This one is not that good , but its hard to find online stream of his music.

Tuna And Malcolm in ze middle.

Oh my god, I love tuna.

Yesterday I found out that we had tuna in the fridge so I took out the .. cans , or whatever they’re called and opened it. The smell of tuna and the sound of me opening the can made my cat , Lola , come in the kitchen and she started humping my leg.

Anywho, tuna with mayo is the shit , there isn’t anything better ! (There prolly is ..)

I saw Malcolm in the middle yesterday. It’s always been one of the series I’ve overlooked , but it was soooo funny ! Its on very early which is a problem but when im up , ill see it , and you should too !

Exciting day !

Right – This was one of my ‘longer’ days with stuff to do, so here goes.

After school , I went to meet my mother at the corner of the street just beside a baker. Which isn’t really important.  We went down a street to get into city .. On the way , I saw a girl .. You know the feeling when you see a girl/guy , and you really wanna go speak to her/him , to get his/her number or something ? Well I was feeling just that. If I hadn’t been in a rush , or my mum wasn’t with me , I would have spoken to her for sure. Well, I guess I’ll have to search trough www.arto.dk to find her !

Anyway, we went down to the glasses man .. You know , the shop that glasses and lenses or whatever they’re called on english.  I need ‘lenses’. So we arrived there and then some woman was supposed to give me the lenses on , but everytime her finger was in a range of 10 cm, my eyes closed and I would put my head down and tears would storm out of my eyes – not crying , but weaping tears. When she finally got them in , i was supposed to go around with them for 10 mins .. So I did that , returned and then I had to take them out myself – I was unable ! Everytime I touched the lens , I would hurl my finger away and close my eye – tears weaping ! So she took them out (with force ..) and she told me to practice touching my eye. So thats what im gonna do the next couple of days – put fingers in my eyes.

Then I went to a shop called Quint to give back some shoes I had gotten. They were a size too big, and I wanted another design.  I found these:

Except these are found online – my front is black , not white. Aaaaand mine are looow – they dont have shoes layses or however its spelled. My mom was getting some make up in some shop, and I really couldn’t careless, and I had to make it home before 16:10 to watch Veronica Mars ! You have no idea how hot Kristen Bell is ! So I was almost home , driving up a very high hill with rolerblades .. Thats hard .. A guy one a scooter rushed by , beeping cause he almost hitted me. I said ‘jerk’ i my head – Then he stopped ! I drove on, and when I was at his side he was like ‘Need a lift up the hill ?’ And I said , as the lazy ass I am, ‘SURE !’  I held on to the back of the seat (No where NEAR his ass !) with high speed , we reached the end of the road, and a cross. The light was red so he started to slow down. I yelled ‘Thanks !’ and jumped (Litteraly) on to the sidewalk almost smashing into an old lady. When I got home , it was dead cold. I took of my jacket and my school bag. I ran up the stairs to look at the time .. 16:10 ! I grabbed my pillow and my .. duvet ? and rushed down the stairs .. Turned on the telly and started to watch Veronica Mars .. *Drool*

Nice , long , exciting day ! Yay for me.

Hitman The Movie review BY FAN !

Yesterday I was @ the movies to see the new Hitman movie.

From all the trailers I’ve seen, I knew it was gonna be shit, but as a huge fan of the Hitman series I simply had to see it.

Right, lets get started.

Hitman (Or agent 47) is a clone that is trained from childhood to kill people. Thats all we know if we only saw the movie.  If we played the games we would know that he was a clone of 5 men in a project called the Ortmeier project. But nah, hollywood cut the good story part out. Asses.

So if Hitman is trained to kill people, why the hell does he show emotions in the movie ? Why doesn’t he kill the people who see him do the kill ? There is some russian chick who sees him kill a target, and hes supposed to take her out, but he doesnt. Hitman is becoming soft. He even smiles at her , and tells jokes ! Argh , annoys me so much.

In a scene, he gets into a fight with some of the other clones of him. They all point guns at each others face, but all out of sudden they all pull back their guns and take out 2 swords each .. Oh .. My .. GOD ! That’s to be honest the worst thing that could happen in this movie.

All the things that we connect Hitman the game with has been taken out and replaced with hollywood action – Bombs, shootouts and .. Well , tits. In the hitman games, you’re supposed to kill your target WITHOUT killing anyone else. In the movie, he blows everyone away .. Only 2 or 3 times he wears a disguise ..  He doesn’t even use his wire ! He strangles one guy .. With a belt .. And he drinks ! Hitman always says no to drinks in the game, but noooooo, he needs some scotch. Hitman is even angry in the game. I know, Hitman can get angry , but it has only happended ONCE in the whole game series.

If you don’t know the Hitman games, you’ll prolly like this movie. If you’re a fan like me , you’ll hate it for being so off.

Fan rate 4/10  – Non fan 7/10.

Birthday ! Yay !

Yesterday was my birthday !

Finally 15 years old =) About time I say.  So far I’ve only gotten a new pair of Vans shoes, cause the family is coming over on saturday =)

Yesterday I got my 4th 12 (A+) in english in a row :D I gotta be honest with you, im pretty proud of myself.

Ill blog again after saturday ;)